I was born in Buffalo, NY, but at the insistence of my mother,
the family moved down to Northern Virginia in 1996. 
There, I would spend the rest of my young life playing hockey,
starting bands, ending bands, starting new bands,
dying my hair several times in between,
all while being a real "charm" for my parents.
However, I was soon surpassed by my hellraising sister
and general-pain-in-the-ass brother,
and quickly (or, at least in the eyes of my siblings)
​regained the title of "Golden Child."
Since then, my sister has braved the Montana wilderness on her own, bought a home,
and my brother is a Naval Pilot, constantly changing locations.
Having said that, I find it amusing the actor and part time temp living between New York City and Los Angeles would still hold such a title.
I guess what I'm trying to tell you is,
​I haven't made it this far without doing something right.